I’m Thinkin …. shoulder cut, get my fringe cut back in again
and then dye more brownish but still red
like a chesnut/auburn colour.
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
My mum asked me what i wanted from Asda and i said 3 liters of absinthe … she hasn’t replied