your very HELPFUL

i sent mum this

and her reaction was

laughing-academy:

making my way downtown

walking fast

faces pass and i’m homebound

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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

shavingryansprivates:

sharonosbourne:

sometimes u can just look at a guy and tell that his dick is 2 times the size of his forearm

thiscakeisnotalie:

i found a gif that pretty much describes the majority of the human race

megumiovvo:

pleatedjeans:

doghouse diaries

I thought this would fucking help.

I’m very disappointed.

iliekchocolatemilk:

Why Breasts Are Great - Flula

Holt fuckign hahshsadhfbakf, LAME TIMEZ. LITTEL BOY WHO CRIEIZ

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wehavedirectioninfection:

stuckinsidemybrain:

tyleroakley:

mmmlibertyy:

JUST PRESS PLAY

It’s physically impossible for me to not reblog this.

ITS HARD NOT TO LAUGH THIS HARD. I just have to do it, or else I feel like I’ve done something wrong.

omfg