May 2013
92 posts
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
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holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
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hiluxy:
eurovision is about musi-
justastrangeronthestreet:
“Are you joking me? NORMANDY apple cake. With ALMONDS…”
– Mark-Francis (via hellyeahmarkfrancis)
Im sorry but theres no such thing as too much mark francis
(via rogerviv) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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themaraudersaredead:
How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me.
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Cheska is fucking ridiculous
When your friends start picking up phrases that...
whatshouldwecallme:
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
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Watchnairukawa:
shavingryansprivates:
sal and als italian massage
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
deucebowl:
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
Watchwillgoesrawr:
All rise for your merciless lord and saviour;
Blackcurrant Skittles Vodka
May he lead you out of dark places and hopefully avoid a trip to A&E in the process. Amen.
this gets funnier the more i watch lol
glitterweave:
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
queerpong:
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away
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if you got a big *elephant noise* let me search it
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zackisontumblr:
friends with overprotective parents
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nostalgiaultra:
Is there a pill that does the exact opposite of viagra? Cause I am knocking birds outta the sky with my triumphant meat
HHAAHHAHA
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'Drunk' BBC radio DJ pulled from the air - listen →
dooyah:
Paula White told listeners that she wanted to “P-A-R-T-Y” on her last day.
omg
lol!
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Watchwillgoesrawr:
crunchyarsecake:
the struggle
Dear Tumblr, Let me introduce you to the absolute light of my life. You jeluz? ~~**~~U must b jelly cuz jam don’t shake~~**~~
ohmygod will hahaha
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Watchthe struggle
Watchfuturefantastic:
badtvblog:
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
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update: my corridor is covered in chocolate cake and water… our bathroom door is broken and our kitchen …. is literally … brown and its smells fucking rank
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WatchIts 3am this is literally half of what it was 10 minutes ago
