your very HELPFUL

cocaineteas:

pradaboiswagg:

I suck dicks off! #missprada

Is this not me?

vinebox:

I swear Michael Jackson recorded in a freezer to sound like that

tomato-dreams:

When your friend cancels a hangout at the last minute.

tomato-dreams:

When your friend cancels a hangout at the last minute.

fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

WEAK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

intensional:

Steal His Look: Justin Bieber

Pleaser Indulge 3000 Red Boots - $79

Fake Abs T-Shirt - $15

Temporary Tattoos - $5

bcteria:

everything is a lie

bcteria:

everything is a lie

dion-thesocialist:

alementpersonal:

astringofpearls:

I can’t fucking breathe right now

Focus looking guy.

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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bibleslut:

steal her style: too turnt

wren leopard shorts ($170)

american apparel crop top ($24)

vaubel chunky ring necklace ($2,596)

alexander mcqueen gala headband ($220)

smirnoff vodka ($18)

byle:

My diet

byle:

My diet